dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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