What did we do last night that was yellow?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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