Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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