is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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