Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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