Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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