I am in a vortex of obligation.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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