I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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