Pappa wants mamma naked
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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