I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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