Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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