GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
