That's intense
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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