what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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