at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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