does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize