Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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