Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Vodka?
Forever.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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