But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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