think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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