Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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