its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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