i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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