Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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