You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She bit a glass in half.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
