exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
