When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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