Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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