Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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