I wish I only lived at night.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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