dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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