And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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