I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
