I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I need to calm my uterus...
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