I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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