So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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