The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Alive.
So much puke
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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