she woke up with a sticky ear
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
