After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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