Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
