On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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