Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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