That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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