So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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