Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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