This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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