Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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