I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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