okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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