Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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