I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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