David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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